I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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