she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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