I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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