he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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