yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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