Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
