shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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