I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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