Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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