dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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