so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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