Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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