youre lurking in front of me
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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