some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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