I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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