I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Randomize
