I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
only you would photoshop your dick
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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