Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
vagina is talking i cant
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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