Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize