She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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