Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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