gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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