Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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