he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
