So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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