After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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