Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
