Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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