Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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