i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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