did you get engaged???
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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