on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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