If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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