Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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