I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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