yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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