He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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