i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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