There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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