He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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