how can u be prego again
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The struggles of a small town man whore
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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