Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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