i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
tell me about the fingering
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