drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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