Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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