we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
