singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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