no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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