apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize