I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
These tits shall not be calmed
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