Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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