Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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