Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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