And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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